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New Release Alert — New Year, New Boo

January 21, 2021 By Tina Glasneck

I am happy to be part of this amazing new urban fantasy and paranormal romance anthology, which celebrates new beginnings.

For my contribution, I’ve included A Half-Cocked Vampire, starring the fabulous vampire seer, Leslie Love.

The early reviews are coming in, and readers seem to be enjoying this set, as well. Here is one that made my heart overflow with gladness:

“Half-cocked vampire by Tina Glasneck- The characters are compelling and honestly the final fight scene… I was entranced. It feels like it is part of a series and I might have more understanding if I was familiar with her books and based off this book I will be reading more of her work. Despite having not read any of her books, this author does a truly wonderful job of introducing a reader to a world that you know nothing about, in a way that wouldn’t be redundant for her loyal readers.” — Amazon Review

What is A Half-Cocked Vampire about?

Here is the blurb:

Baby witches are cursing the moon, large unexplained crystal monoliths are sprouting up around the world, and supernatural doom is on the horizon…

Could it be a worse time to make a delivery? Doubtful.

Leslie Love has received her first trainee assignment with the Order. As a new vampire and seer, she must deliver an appearance warrant. Which should be simple. But simple is like apple pie, and Leslie’s allergic to fruit.

A magnet for the weird, demons, and everything in paranormal tarnation, Leslie’s in trouble when the rogue vampire runs.

Things have gone worse than sideways, and now she must deal with rogue vampires and malevolent magic. Only the timely help from a death goddess can save the day.

But with a devil of a task and the world at stake, can Leslie rise to the challenge?

Grab your brooms, b’witches, we’re in for a rough ride.

2020 gave us tons of fiction fodder. I couldn’t help myself but to use some of it to create this installment in the Order of the Dragon series!

You can order your copy of New Year, New Boo (currently on sale for 99 cents) here. This set is widely available.

Filed Under: Blog, new release, vampire

A Vampire Gives No Quarter

October 22, 2020 By Tina Glasneck

I’m excitedly counting down to the next Leslie the Vampire story—Leslie in Quarantine.

Let me give you the deets behind why I even wrote this.

A few months ago, at the beginning of the pandemic, people lost their ever-loving mind here in Virginia. 

I mean, shoppers started to hoard toilet paper and yeast worse than during Hurricane season. 

Fistfights broke out, and I can swear that I spent $50 on two packs of toilet paper (a huge markup from the regular cost, for sure).

I drove around like a madwoman trying to find T-P for the family of four. The ideas of using newspapers, napkins or paper towels were not options (besides, I didn’t want to clog up my pipes).

My thought was: if I can find toilet paper and keep life as normal as possible, we could survive whatever else might come our way.

After hours of searching, hunting it down on social media, following threads on where one might find toilet paper, I finally located the last two rolls that a poor stock boy was putting back on the shelf.

I celebrated with a selfie, put the toilet paper in the closet, and completely forgot about the story of success.

Until now.

One of the organizers from the Coastal Magic kindly asked what my character was up to during quarantine.

This is not a story I thought about lightly. The pandemic has hit us all so hard. 

My goal in writing this short was to pull from my humorous situation of searching for toilet paper and create Leslie’s world a bit more because, if you’re like me, you probably never thought about if vampires had to use the bathroom or not, too!

A Vampire Gives No Quarter releases on October 28th. This story, which is around 9,000 words, helps to highlight more of Leslie’s world, introduce a new character, and entertain you.

You can learn more and download your copy from your online bookstore here:

Please note, if you are a Nook Reader, due to the recent cyber-attack on Barnes and Noble, their site is down (and the preorder has not gone live there yet. 

You can, however, should you desire, directly download it from my store on Payhip, which links with Bookfunnel). 

The story is live now, on Payhip, as well.

Filed Under: Blog, new release, vampire, vampire Tagged With: Leslie, Order of the Dragon

The Lost Egg: A Short Story

October 2, 2020 By Tina Glasneck

What happens when Jane finds a dragon egg?

Once upon a time, there was a small, peaceful town that was rumored to be watched over by a fiery dragon, but no one has seen the dragons in centuries. People had gone in search of it or its nest but to no avail. Dragons were things of myths and legends.

Until one day, the most normal of women stepped out, away from her devices and all of the things that women do,  and out into nature, to forest bathe. The sky was always blue, whales sang their songs in the distant fjords, and the birds soared on a cool breeze.

Jane, on the most ordinary of days, felt the breeze push her toward a cave. It was dark, craggily, and filled with sharp edges. This cave was one not visited, as carved into the rocks were runes and glyphs that shouted words of warning.

But Jane did not worry. The dragons had not been heard from in centuries.

Despite the danger, the invisible hands continued to press on her back until she stood at the end of a large nest, and therein rested a large sparkly egg. The nest appeared abandoned, as hatched eggshell remains appeared hardened like the surrounding stone.

Jane’s heart pounded in her chest. Here she stood on the precipice. Would she heed the call to save the dragon egg? To walk in the fate the dragon egg brought with it, including its burden?

She released her pent up breath, snatched the egg away, accepting it as her own.

Jane hurried home, created a nest for her egg, surely, thinking that nothing would come from it. She dove into learning everything she could about dragons, from the small snippets in old books to Internet search results that yielded nuggets of truth.

With this knowledge, she adapted her home for the egg’s benefit. Fearing the egg might get too cold, she wrapped it in paper and fleece. She then created a sacred circle of crystal salts, sat with it before the fire (but at a safe distance), and read to it stories of great dragons from long ago.

Indeed there was more to be done.

After a while, she pulled out her phone and visited online posts, watched videos.

The egg did not crack the first day, nor the third.

It did not crack the fourteenth or even the twentieth.

Jane danced around the egg, loudly chanted, sliced her hand and placed droplets of blood on and around the egg,

Surely this would help?

She then placed the egg under the rays of the full moon’s light, read tarot cards, lit candles, and made altars to ancient gods desperate for the egg to crack.

The more she did, the more her self-doubt grew.

Maybe she hadn’t been called to rescue the egg.

Maybe she wasn’t qualified enough, and this was the universe telling her that dragons should remain a myth.

That night, Jane went to bed and cried herself to sleep, as the egg and worry weighed heavily on her.

On the next morning, dragging, she thought to give up. Today was the final day for her dragon gift to hatch. Many had tried to hatch dragon eggs before, maybe, and they must have given up a long time ago, too.

When she thought to give up and return the egg, Jane went to town for tea and met a friend, Old Blue, for coffee. All he needed was a staff to play Gandalf, after all.

Blue had lived in the town for decades and knew every inch it.

Jane collapsed into a chair. She explained her situation to Blue, and how her project, that of the egg, had not produced the dragon.

The wiry old man looked at her under bushy ey brows and with a knowing smile.

“You can’t make magic without a spark,” he said. “A dragon’s egg is simply an egg until it’s touched by magic.”

“And magic comes with consequences?” Jane asked. She’d read that online too.

“Aye,” he nodded. “When you spark the magic, you will place a target on your back, for then come the grumpy trolls to fight against the magic they see, they feel. But it will be up to you to determine if the magic will embrace this world or leave it forever. If having the egg, stepping into your destiny as a hero, is worth the trouble.”

“Trouble?” All Jane had wanted to do with hatch the dragon egg. She’d not considered what might happen to the dragon afterward.

“A dragon egg is found every hundred years. But only you can decide if this one shall find the magic.”

“And where can I find the magic?” Jane asked. None of her sources had provided any information as to conjuring or summoning magic. What more could she give?

Old Blue dropped a lump of sugar into his tea and stirred it with his butter knife. “Believe in yourself.”

“Believe in me,” Jane guffawed. She’s not made the trip to town for some slippery slope of hippy statements. No, she wanted a concrete recipe for how to hatch a dragon egg.

“I believe in myself.”

“No, you need to believe in yourself like you do gravity. Like you do, that fire will burn you if you get too close.”

“That is not a belief that is science.”

“The science of self-confidence remains the same. If you wish to soar, you have to jump.”

“So, you want me to go to the top of this building and jump?”

“No, what you believe is what you create. I want you to recognize that to hatch the egg, the part missing is you.” Old Blue picked up his dainty teacup and sipped from it.

Jane went back home, and in her living room, the egg still sat unchanged, just like it had on the day she’d found it.

She picked up her journal and started to write, and then picked up a book on changing her belief patterns.

The first day, nothing happened.

On the third, everything remained the same.

The seventh day, she wrote, she read, and she sang.

By the fourteenth day, she chanted, she danced and screamed. She cried. In building blocks to tear down, Jane went deeper. Still, the egg did not change.

On the twenty-seventh day, she wrote, she read, she sang. Her voice rang out, sparking the air and the dragon’s egg wobbled.

Her eyes welled at the cracking shell.

By the thirtieth day, her hands had cramps, her fingers calloused, her voice raw, her body tired, her heart strong. Again today, she wrote, she read, she loudly sang. The egg shook, it wobbled, and from Jane’s calloused hands and fingers, blue magic shot forth. It zipped and zinged around the golden egg, lifting it up, spinning it around.

A cool breeze, just like she’d experienced on that initial day, wrapped around her.

The egg suddenly crashed to her hardwood floor, but flying midair was a golden-eyed dragon that stared at her with admiration.

Jane had found her magic, birthing a dragon from its impenetrable shell.

The dragon flew to rest on her shoulder, and Jane’s skin then puckered and formed turquoise tinged scales.

“Mama,” the dragon baby said.

And Jane gasped in the realization that she’d been a dragon the entire time, and had to have help to figure out what that meant and to discover the power of her dragon heart.

Standing tall, with her dragon on her shoulder, surrounded by shards of broken shell, she planted her feet. Come what may, with the knowledge of self once again lit, she’d be ready, or she’d burn it all down to protect the dragon baby she’d now hatched.

The Lost Egg © 2020  Tina Glasneck. All Rights Reserved.

Filed Under: Dragons, fairy tale retelling, new release Tagged With: dragons, fairytale retelling, short story

Why Fairy Tales?

August 13, 2020 By Tina Glasneck

Looking back, the one constant narrative in my life started with those magical words, “Once upon a time.” Fairy tales have a special place in my heart, not only because it is through those fascinating tales that I started writing fantasy, but they also have an important place in my life.

It was not the desire to be a princess, but to be a part of something grand, a world filled with possibilities and magic.

Growing up, castles were not a part of my ordinary landscape. My earliest memories are of my riding to head start and passing by what I now know to have been an insane asylum. In my mind, it reminded me of the glorious structures of a long-forgotten era, that of the castle.

Every morning, I’d look over at my mother and delightfully scream, “There’s my castle.”

My memories are usually quite foggy, but not this one. This one is rich and vibrant, whereby even the joy of then seeps into my fingertips as I remember that flicker of a moment.

This love of castles led me to Europe, to the land of castles, and of course, to Germany, and the Brothers Grimm Fairy Tale Highway.

But that road of fairy tales took on an unexpected twist.

In 2017, I was invited to participate in a limited-edition time-travel romance box set. The fairy tale of Beauty and the Beast ( my favorite), beckoned me like a beacon. I couldn’t resist, but I also wanted a twist and a way to tie it into my worldbuilding.

The character that came to mind could only then be Lady Hel. It was supposed to be only a blimp in the pan, but Lady Hel had other plans.

Ever since then, I’ve made sure to infuse fairy tale retellings into my world, for to me, they are as much as home as that of the usual legends and mythos, which continue to inspire me. Maybe Snow White is the first vampire, perhaps the Witch from Hansel and Gretel is genuinely the heroine of the story, and maybe Red has other motives for her dealings with the wolf.

Fairy tales allow us to dance with darkness, and bask in the magic of fairies.

And the possibilities for what’s around the corner or who you might encounter is awe-inspiring.

Today, you can dive into a retelling inspired by the Evil Queen with Curse of the Fallen Fairy by Angela Sanders and Tina Glasneck, exclusively available in the Once Upon A Fairy Tale Night box set.  ????? ?????????? ????’? ???????? ?? ???? ?? ????… Who doesn’t love a fairytale retelling with a twist? https://books2read.com/OnceUponaFairyTaleNight

PS: Here is a list of stories based on fairy tales, that you can find under Books,

  • Charming Like A Wolf
  • Hellish
  • 7 Twisted Fairy Tales
  • The Prince and the Raven
  • Curse of the Fallen Fairy

Filed Under: Blog, new release Tagged With: fairy tales, New Release

New Release: Magical Mayhem

April 17, 2020 By Tina Glasneck

What started it as an idea is finally here! Magical Mayhem is sure to be a lot of fun, and I hope you will enjoy me on this journey for this new series.

Here is the blurb:

America has been colonized by Vampires, and it’s time for a culling. Only one person stands in their way: the Slayer!

Vampires have mostly left the idyllic community of Underwood alone, save for an annual lottery where the chosen are turned into ghouls or vampire food. When they choose Sunny’s eight-year-old brother, she has no choice but to pick up the mantle of Slayer.

Problem is, as a local community college student, she’s never killed a vampire and doesn’t have the faintest idea how to do it. Armed only with her determination and, joined by her motley crew of two wolf-shifters, a moody vampire, and a tech-savvy human, she’ll have to learn fast.

The oligarchy doesn’t know what it’s up against!

Join Sunny and her squad as they strive to survive, push back against the powers that be, and fight for the survival of mankind.

In this vampire-staking world, who’s going to win?

Grab your copy of this thrilling slow-burn reverse harem story that begins a new series by USA Today bestselling author Tina Glasneck.

Please note: This book is on pre-order and will be released on April 16, 2020. BookFunnel will send you an email as soon as the book is published so that you can download your copy.

Grab your copy here! Only available through my official author store! – https://payhip.com/b/6Aju

Filed Under: Blog, new release, vampire

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